Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Back to School- a Time to Make New Friends


I used to relish the idea of back-to-school. Keep in mind I say “used to”. This post will start out as a “woe is me” sob story until I get to the part about my new buddies, Yuk and Jasper.
Hankies ready?

When I was a young thing (Okay I know that might be hard to imagine .. especially by grandchildren who are still devastated that I was born so long ago there were no video games in existence, and the closest thing available to interacting with the television was a show called Winky –Dink where you used a plastic screen stuck on the tv and a ‘magic crayon’ to rescue Winky . You may view the reality of this program at : http://www.tvparty.com/requested2.html )
But I digress.. I was referring to my youth when “back to school” meant seeing old friends again as well opportunities to learn new things. I admit I was what might be considered a geek in those days because I did love learning and homework and all that stuff. In fact, aside from the occasional note passing, I was a very attentive student…That’s safe to say now that most of my teachers have graduated to another level of existence.

By the time I had back-to-schoolers of my own, I came to love the end of summer not so much because it meant the kids were soon to be supervised by someone else, (okay, maybe partially) but because it meant not hearing the words, “I’m bored”, 300 times a day. Also, to some degree, the house would more easily kept clean. Plus, I admit I love the smell of new pencils and notebook paper.. the crazy shopping for supplies .. it’s almost as much fun as Christmas shopping (okay .. this can’t be the first time you’ve noticed I’m a bit peculiar)

SIDEBAR: Hopefully my children don’t go into shock when they read this part about the house cleaning.. I am certain they are still under the delusion that their back-breaking, never-ending list of chores are what gave our home any semblance of order. After all, in the immortal words of our youngest: “People only have children because it’s illegal to own slaves!” and… as any of the four would tell you, Ex-man and I worked our little slaves relentlessly!
….Having pulled my tongue out of my cheek I shall continue:

Back-to-school now is a melancholy time for me. Whenever I notice students walking to and from school, I realize once again that this afternoon there will be no one coming through the door to ask, “ How was school today?" and, "What did you learn?" Never mind that the answer was almost always, “Fine.” Or, “Nothing new.”.. It’s the idea that no one is coming through that door to mumble the reply! There will be no afterschool snacks to share , no social dilemma’s to hear about, no new heat-throbs to learn of, and no homework with which to offer help.

To add to the sorrow, nine of the 12 ½ grandchildren and two of the original four are headed back-to-school themselves - - -which means less time to talk to Grammie on the phone, or play games on the computer via instant message ….or web cam....and absolutely no visits from anyone until we get to Christmas.

Add to this the undeniable coincidence that, in the fall, Ex-man’s meetings seem to multiply. More often than not, breakfast, lunch and sometimes supper will find our dining table set for one for the next few months. HO-HUM! While I am a hermit at heart, I do find loneliness an issue from time to time.. (I warned you to have your to have your hankies at the ready! )

Enter YUK and JASPER, two marvelous new buddies who called my name from their confined shelves inside the Wandering Daisy.. a quaint, tiny shop in Breckenridge, Friday last. (That’s their photo at the top of the blog! Right to left: Yuk, then Jasper) I spotted them languishing just inside the Daisy’s window at about 10 in the morning as I strolled along the main street of one of very favorite ski resort towns.

Jasper spoke up first – “Psst! Hey lady.. yeah you! Take me home with ya, okay?”

While I’m not usually one to pick up strangers, I had to admit Jasper’s smiling face was more than intriguing. I sensed at once I’d found a new friend; one that would cheerfully greet me first thing in the morning (after Ella licks me awake) and merrily hold a fresh cup of herb tea for me while I get my brain warmed up to the morning writing routine.

Alas, there was one small problem in that The Wandering Daisy didn’t open until 11 o’clock. SO!, after some moments of realizing that no other shops of interest were tucked away in this little ‘off street' area, I meandered on over to a marvelous little restaurant the name of which I believe was the Cool River. Don’t quote me on that one.. but it’s a little breakfast and lunch spot frequented by many of the locals. It was a warm morning so I settled myself at a little table in the riverside garden outside the Cool River after ordering a Dangerously Red smoothie and snatching up some fresh baked banana bread at the last minute. I should mention here that the DR smoothie was dangerous only to the point that I seemed to have something wrong with my ‘sipper’ that morning and the yummy raspberry/strawberry and yogurt blend kept dribbling down my chin. Ex-man will NOT be surprised to hear this.

While drinking and munching I pulled pen and paper out of my purse and proceeded to write two pages of silliness to a special friend with whom I have recently been reunited. She is a well-known quilter who has, with her family, built an incredible fiber arts business home-based on the Western Slopes of Colorado.. http://www.phillipsfiberart.com/ I hope she won’t be offended when she learns that Jasper brought her to mind for a dozen reasons - - - none of which has to do with facial resemblance, but one of which is the early morning and late night gab sessions she and I had while raising our off-spring and otherwise deciding what we wanted to be when we grew up. Those were good times… comforting times even… and packed with more creative brainstorming than any two people have ever had. Jasper just has that smile of inspiration… the look in his eyes that together we’d come up with brilliant story lines and the strength to break any writer’s block. I knew by the time I popped the last piece of banana bread in my mouth I’d return for him.

Sure enough, the Wandering Daisy was open. ..and Jasper sat patiently waiting. As I reached to claim him, he gave a nod to a little green fellow sitting on the opposite end of the shelf towards the back. It was Yuk, turned a bit to the side.. evidently scrutinizing a pig-shaped teapot that resided in the front window. I immediately recognized the attitude. I’ve had that attitude many a time myself. So right away I knew Yuk had to come along home as well.

Yuk and Jasper are the whimsical creations of one Judie Bomberger, who also names her works of art.. in case you were wondering. http://www.judiebomberger.com/
What I love about Judie.... besides the fact that she provided me with two new writing buddies is that she is 65…. And she is so doing what she loves.. ... you can see it in her work.

So, I am greeted by Yuk or Jasper every morning now.. (the kind of morning I’m having determines whose mug I stare into….) But either way.. whether the day starts out with an impromptu run to the market, Ella barking at ghosts under the bed, or a phone call at 6:45 am from an exterminator who has no intention of showing up, I’ve got my ‘peeps’ to talk me through the rush, the thrills and the blocks of the writing life.. They faithfully remind me that Judie and Cheryl are out there successfully doing what they love.. so .. why not me too!?

( Disclaimer… this article in no way is to imply that my friend , Cheryl, of Phillips Fiber Arts, is in her 60’s.. I’m pretty sure I have about a decade’s jump-start on her) and I hope her internet is up and going soon so she can check in with me again.)

Pot Luck at the Office


Don’t cha love those mornings when you wake up to phrases like:
” Mommy, I’m suppose to have 36 cookies for the class party today”.
Or
“Mom, I wrote the outline to my term paper on the back of your grocery list. I can’t find it anywhere and it’s due 4th period.”
Or sometimes it’s: “You mean you didn’t get my band uniform dry cleaned? We’re marching at half time this afternoon!”

My morning began with, ”You remembered it’s the office pot luck today didn't you?” Me? Remember? Am I not over 60? Was I ever told what he signed up to take? Have I not been entertaining Mickey Mouse and his relatives for the past 5 days? Me? Remember? HA!

“What are you signed up for?”
“I’ll just take a bag of rolls or store bought cookies!”
What are you signed up for?”
“I haven’t looked at the list lately.”
“What are you signed up for?”
“How about I call you when I get to work and let you know?”

This has happened a few times so I know the drill: I get dressed, sans the morning shower I had relished, hair flying this way and that, minimum makeup (just enough not to scare myself when I look in the rear view mirror) jump in the car and head to a market and await his phone call on my cell with news of what is ‘not’ on the list….. for I know all too well that he hasn’t signed up for anything.

( Now at this point some of you may be asking why a person who has previously been assigned food storage and preparedness would not have a plethora of items handy from which to make almost anything in Betty Crocker’s cook book. A) I don’t have Betty’s book and, B) see the post that refers to entertaining Mickey and his friends.. I’m not setting foot in my basement for at least 24 hours.. (the basement being where the food storage resides.. along with any surviving members of the squeaky party attendees).

45 minutes goes by.. It takes the breadwinner 15 minutes tops to get to his office.. so I make a phone call.
“Stuck in traffic?” I ask pleasantly when I hear “ oh , umm yeah..” on the answering end.
“No, actually I’m uh…”
“Giving PCR to and accident victim you came upon?”
“Not exactly, I was…”
“Helping put out the fire at your office building?...”
“Mmmm, no. Things are fine here, I just had to…”
“Sew your arms back on before you could make a phone call?”
“Want to hear the list?”
“Can’t wait!”

The list turns out to be almost all salads. There goes my 7 layer Salad idea. “Are there still 5 men on your staff”? ( the other 12 being women thus the abundance of salads).
“Yep”.

This time I’m prepared. As I mentioned, this has happened a time or two and I’ve learned to grab a cook book as I go out the door. I assure the executive the other end that everything is under control and zip into the market where I eventually depart with what is needed to make Cranberry Barbecue Meatballs. Such a surprisingly simple and yummy dish/appetizer/ pot luck recipe I just had to share it. .. plus I discovered a clearance on cranberry sauce at the Albertson’s between College and Mason I figured why not! (For one thing, I was relieved to even find cranberry sauce this time of year. Shockingly it’s $1.79-$.199 a can.. EXCEPT the Albertson brand that is being cleared out right now at 69 cents a can! Yahoo…. Top shelf, canned fruit section.

Here’s the easy, breezy recipe: right form the pages of Better Homes and Garden “New” Cookbook, which was recently on sale at Sam’s for just over 10 buckeroos!
Cranberry Barbecue Meatballs
Prep time: 15 minutes Cook time: 10 minutes (allow 40 minutes cook time for meat balls if they are frozen or use microwave if you’re in a hurry…. like I was by the time I got home!)
Makes 64 meatballs

2- 16 ounces pkgs frozen cooked meatballs, thawed
1 16 ounce can cranberry sauce
1 cup barbecue sauce ( any flavor )
In a large saucepan combined thawed meatballs, cranberry sauce and barbecue sauce. Heat to just boiling; reduce heat. Simmer uncovered for 10 to 15 minutes or until heated through, stirring mixture occasionally.

Pour prepared mixture into the favorite soup pot your husband bought for you in Old Town, San Diego and beg him not to let it get broken. Kiss him good bye and tell him to have a wonderful office pot luck. Collapse in a chair and eat the four meat balls you snuck out for yourself.

Mice 101



It’s Back to School time.. and in the spirit of preparedness I want to quickly share with you what I have learned during an impromptu course recently taken :
Entertaining Mice 101
How to host a mouse party:
1) Cut down and otherwise remove a third of all the plants and shrubbery in your yard. This displaces the mice from their homes and allows them to consider your home as a place to apply for citizenship.
2) Forget about the two bags of brown sugar, the package of marshmallows, and pound of rice that you failed to put in more secure containers .. Set cases of salsa and jam in front of these items so you don’t notice them for several months.
3) Go on vacation for 10 days.
How to prevent a mouse party:
1) Write 100 times: Disturbing mouse habitats can be harmful to your food storage.
2) Can or bottle all food storage items ASAP. Do not forget about items purchased in plastic bags or put off storing them properly.
3) Don’t count on plastic lids, plastic storage bins or Mylar bags to spare you from a mouse party. We had sugar in a gallon glass jar with a hard plastic lid.. which the mice ate through. Glass jar good,…. plastic lid, bad!
4) Once you reach a tally of 20 mice you might want to call an exterminator.. Bigger and Better mouse traps do exist.!!!!…. Ours answered all our mouse questions, walked around the entire inside and outside of the house pointing out entry points and told us exactly what to do to prevent more parties.
5) One of the easiest places for mice to get in is where you siding meets the foundation of your home. Cover these opening with furring strips and caulk the seams. We’re stuffing steel wool in the openings before we do that. Air conditioning vents and where the garage meets your house are two other popular entrance sights. Our exterminator recommended furring and caulk around the floor of the garage once again.
What to do while you wait for exterminators to show up.
We’re told this is a busy time of year for exterminators. Evidently skunks, hornets, mice and other such pests celebrate the end of summer with massive invasions. Whatever the reason, (and let me tell you we heard some doozies of excuses) the first two exterminators we contacted literally stood us up!!!! As in “no show, no contact” until hours after the appointments.. etc. Trust me…. a 48 hour delay in assistance when Mickey and his friends are doing the Limbo and have an open karaoke mike set up in your basement can be traumatic. That’s the word our third exterminator used.. “traumatic”.. when he promptly returned our call and came out at the end of his long work day. (Happy to give references upon request here) SO:
1) Call more than one exterminator when you first realize you have a problem
2) Find out if your dog is a mouser.. Happily, ours is.. much to our delight and sometimes to our terror
3) If you don’t have a cat, beg, steal or borrow a neighbor’s
4) Move everything you can in the infested area away from the foundation or any suspected areas where mice could be entering.. ( you’ll know they’re entering by tell tale signs of little black dots!)
5) Always wear shoes. (another story for another day)